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patterns:
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- pattern: ((?:\b\S+\b\W*){1,2}) all the ((?:\b\S+\b\W*){1,2})
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text:
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- $1
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example: delete all the things!
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patterns:
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- pattern: am i the only one (here|around here)? (.*)
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text:
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- am i the only one $1
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example: am i the only one here that knows how to meme
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aliases:
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- aliens
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aliases:
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- bad-luck
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- brian
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aliases:
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- boardroom
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- boardroom-meeting
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example:
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- Meow.
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- Woof.
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- Ribbet.
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- I didn't know I worked in a mental hospital.
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font: ComicNeue-Regular
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aliases:
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- brace-yourself
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- winter-is-coming
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patterns:
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- pattern: brace (yourselves|yourself)([^a-z]+)?\b([^,\.;]+.*)
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text:
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- brace $1$2
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- $3
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example: brace yourselves, winter is coming
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aliases:
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- kermit
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patterns:
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- pattern: (.*) (but that'?s none of [^ ]+ business.*)
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text:
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- $1
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- $2
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example: this amount of tea may be unhealthy. but that's none of your business
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example:
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- Reading memes instead of sleeping
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example:
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- my reason to get out of bed in the morning
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- is to earn enough money to have a bed to go back to
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example:
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- my house
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- is lit
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example:
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- American English
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- I gotta learn it
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- British English
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height: 80
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font: ComicNeue-Bold
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font: comic
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text_color: [255, 0, 0]
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width: 235
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height: 70
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font: ComicNeue-Bold
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font: comic
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font: ComicNeue-Bold
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font: comic
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font: comic
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- pattern: (.+[\.,]) (.+) (everywhere[^a-z]*)
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text:
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- $1
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example: geese. geese everywhere
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example:
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- Fire! Im gona write an email now.
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aliases:
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- white-whine
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example:
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- someone on the internet
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- disagrees with me
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aliases:
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- run
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aliases:
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- grandma-finds-the-internet
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example:
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- do they deliver emails
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- on sunday?
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aliases:
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- gatsby
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- old-sport
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patterns:
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- pattern: (.*)\b(old sport[^a-z]*)
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text:
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- $1
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- $2
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example: merry christmas, old sport
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aliases:
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- grumpy
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example:
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- i tried to sits.
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- i didn't fits.
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aliases:
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- hello-it
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patterns:
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- pattern: (Hello|hello) (IT,?|it,?)(.+)
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text:
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- $1 $2
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- $3
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example: Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?
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aliases:
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- johnny
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height: 80
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font: ComicNeue-Regular
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example:
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- Finally got rid of one drive on windows
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- it deleted my local files
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example:
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- this does not
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- compute
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aliases:
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- picard-make-it-so
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example:
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- make it so
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aliases:
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- fry
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- not-sure
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patterns:
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- pattern: (not sure if .+) (or .+)
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text:
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- $1
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- $2
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example: not sure if song is skipping or just a remix
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aliases:
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- not-simply
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- one-does-not
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patterns:
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- pattern: (one does not simply)(.+)
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text:
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- $1
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- $2
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example: one does not simply walk into mordor
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aliases:
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- you-get
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- everyone-gets
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patterns:
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- pattern: (you get|everyone gets) (.+)
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text:
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- you get $2
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- and you get $2
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- and you get $2
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- everyone gets $2
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example: you get a car!
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example:
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- I sewed my name on your shirts
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- in case you forget you're taken
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example:
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- if actions are stronger than words,
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- why is the pen mightier than the sword?
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aliases:
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- captain-picard-facepalm
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example:
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- when you forget to study for your exam
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aliases:
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- captain-picard-happy
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example:
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- thank god its friday
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aliases:
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- annoyed-picard
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- captain-picard-wtf
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patterns:
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- pattern: (why|what) the fuck\b(.+)
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text:
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- $1 the fuck
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- $2
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example: why the fuck does it always need to install directx
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aliases:
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- dr-evil
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font: ComicNeue-Regular
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patterns:
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- pattern: (prepare the)\s(.+)
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text:
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- $1
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- '"$2"'
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example: prepare the laser
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aliases:
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- think-about-it
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aliases:
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- scared-cat
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example:
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- when you flush the toilet and the water starts rising
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slots:
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height: 80
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font: Anton-Regular
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y: 250
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width: 200
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height: 80
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font: ComicNeue-Regular
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y: 160
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width: 200
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height: 80
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font: ComicNeue-Regular
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y: 300
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width: 200
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height: 80
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font: ComicNeue-Regular
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aliases:
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- nooo
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slots:
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- x: 10
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y: 250
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width: 600
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height: 65
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font: ComicNeue-Regular
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text_color: [255, 255, 255]
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y: 585
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width: 600
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height: 65
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font: ComicNeue-Regular
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text_color: [255, 255, 255]
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aliases:
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- success
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example:
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- thought i only had one beer left
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- two left
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aliases:
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- thatd-be-great
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patterns:
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- pattern: (.+)\b(that would|that'd|thatd)( be great[^a-z]*)
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text:
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- $1
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- $2$3
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example: yeah if you could post more memes, that would be great
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aliases:
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- most-interesting-man
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- most-interesting-man-in-the-world
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- i-dont-always
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patterns:
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- pattern: (i don'?t always) (.+) (but .+)
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text:
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- $1 $2
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- $3
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example: i don't always take out the recycling, but when i do, i look like a raging alcoholic
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slots:
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width: 234
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height: 110
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font: ComicNeue-Regular
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y: 264
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width: 225
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height: 104
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font: ComicNeue-Regular
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example:
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- I finally caught all 151 Pokemon.
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- There are 646 Pokemon now.
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slots:
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y: 10
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width: 270
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height: 80
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font: ComicNeue-Bold
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- x: 300
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y: 200
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width: 270
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height: 80
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font: ComicNeue-Bold
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example:
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- Datacenter on fire
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